Post by Clone leader on Dec 15, 2010 1:05:22 GMT 1
Title: Snippets
Author: Lora, Clone Leader
Characters: any and all
Genre: mixed. Generally humor.
Rating: Mostly G/K.
Disclaimer: I don't own SW, but I love to play around with it on a completely non-profit basis.
Notes: So... I have started this thing I call snippets. It is basically very short fanfiction moments, so I could just as well have called it Fanfiction moments. I didn't. (Snippets was shorter and incidentally Fanfiction Moments already exist on this site).
Originally all snippets are posted on my fb page to my starwars/geeks group, and then every month I post the month's snippets in a new chapter to Fanfiction.net. Now here comes all the snippets to date, with updates whenever I remember to make them.
Same rules applies to these as with fanfiction moments. If you get inspired and wish to use a snippet feel free to do so. Just please tell me, so I have a chance to read the result.
And now! The snippets!
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6/10 2010
"How did I end up here?"
"Your family was killed, you tried to help everyone else, and then everybody looked to you for hope."
"That...was a very good summary."
"I do my best."
7/10 2010
"Mirax is going to kill me."
"Mirax and Iella are going to kill me."
"Winter will never forget this."
The other two nodded solemnly. "Yub."
"They'll skin us once we get out of this cell."
"I'm done listening to Wes' proposals!"
8/10 2010
"Today's snippet is brought to you by the Hutt cartel - protecting (own) interests for over 4000 years!"
11/10 2010
"Well, that was easier than I thought it would be, Master."
"Don't say that; next thing you know something goes off track when you do."
"I don't believe in-"
"Die bloody jedi murderers! Arrh!!"
"What?! We haven't-"
"Told you. Now fight, Padawan."
13/10 2010
"So... why am I wet?"
"Well,
after you went unconscious, I had to pick you up, run through the field,
and jump into the river to escape the battle nek that was trying to
tear your throat out."
"I guess being wet isn't so bad then."
15/10 2010
"Argh!"
"Did that sound come from Wedge's office?"
"Yup."
"Then I don't want to know."
16/10 2010
"Sith, sith, sith, sith, sith! Why does these things always happen to me?!"
*Growl*
19/10 2010
"What are you hiding?"
"Nothing."
"Come on, I can see you are hiding something. What is it?"
"Just a little gift for you, dear. Happy anniversary."
20/10 2010
Pew! "Stop or I'll shoot!"
"Didn't you just shoot?"
"Stop or I'll shoot again!"
*shrug* "Okay, if you say so."
"And shut up!!"
*thumb up*
28/10 2010
"Next on Rouge Squadron:
-'How do you put lipstick on while pulling 3G turns in your fighter?'
-Someone gets a modeling offer from Galactic Glamor!
-One of the boys shows it all!
We'll be back right after the commercials!"
15/11 2010
"Attention, all personel. The base is under attack. Repeat: the base is under attack. Please, proceed with emergency procedures."
24/11 2010
"I'm telling you; there's no way you can fit them all in there!"
"Of course, there is."
"No matter what you do, you can't fit the entire Council inside a closet. It just isn't physically possible!"
"Bah, who needs physics?"
30/11 2010
"My head hurts."
"I told you not to drink that stuff. Now stay there while I find the keys."
1/12 2010
"I'm looking at a ghost."
"Yep."
"I'm talking with a ghost."
"That's right."
"I'm hallucinating."
"Let's go back to the 'I'm talking with a ghost' part."
2/12 2010
"I never thought I'd see the inside of a prison. Again, I mean."
"Well, this is your lucky day then; one prison cell coming up. Enjoy your stay."
5/12 2010
*Swoosh* "Who's there?!"
"Cool off, flyboy. I'm a friend."
"Yeah? And how do I know you won't shoot me in the back or something?"
"You don't. But for the record, if I wanted to shoot you I'd have done it before you ever knew I was here."
"Fair enough."
6/12 2010
"And here comes the calvary. Late again."
"Tch."
"But only a little late this time."
"You're right; it's an improvement."
"Hello boys! We saved the clean up for you!"
8/12 2010
*Pew! Pew! Pew!* "Why is it we always end up running in a firefight?"
"Because we are smart?"
"Less talking, more running and shooting!"
"Yes, sir! Running, sir!"
10/12 2010
"What just happened?"
"I don't know, but I won't mind it happening again."
"Me neither."
12/10 2010
"Wedge is gonna kill me."
"You're only holding the bucket."
"Wedge is gonna kill us."
"Not until he sees his X-wing. Now give me the big brush."
14/12 2010
"I love having a domesticated husband, who can cook and bake."
"I knew it! You only married me for my cooking skills."
"No, love. I married you for your cooking and baking skills."
"Oh. I guess it's okay then."
22/12 2010
"Emperor's Black Bones! Where did you come from?!"
"I'm a Wraith; I come from nowhere."
28/12 2010
"Hmm..."
"Hmm?"
"The cabels is damaged."
"And all you've got to say is 'hmm'?!"
"I'll add that it looks like a rodent chewed on them."
"Great. Just great." *sigh*
29/12 2010
"Nobody lay hand on my daughter!"
Author: Lora, Clone Leader
Characters: any and all
Genre: mixed. Generally humor.
Rating: Mostly G/K.
Disclaimer: I don't own SW, but I love to play around with it on a completely non-profit basis.
Notes: So... I have started this thing I call snippets. It is basically very short fanfiction moments, so I could just as well have called it Fanfiction moments. I didn't. (Snippets was shorter and incidentally Fanfiction Moments already exist on this site).
Originally all snippets are posted on my fb page to my starwars/geeks group, and then every month I post the month's snippets in a new chapter to Fanfiction.net. Now here comes all the snippets to date, with updates whenever I remember to make them.
Same rules applies to these as with fanfiction moments. If you get inspired and wish to use a snippet feel free to do so. Just please tell me, so I have a chance to read the result.
And now! The snippets!
________________________________________________
6/10 2010
"How did I end up here?"
"Your family was killed, you tried to help everyone else, and then everybody looked to you for hope."
"That...was a very good summary."
"I do my best."
7/10 2010
"Mirax is going to kill me."
"Mirax and Iella are going to kill me."
"Winter will never forget this."
The other two nodded solemnly. "Yub."
"They'll skin us once we get out of this cell."
"I'm done listening to Wes' proposals!"
8/10 2010
"Today's snippet is brought to you by the Hutt cartel - protecting (own) interests for over 4000 years!"
11/10 2010
"Well, that was easier than I thought it would be, Master."
"Don't say that; next thing you know something goes off track when you do."
"I don't believe in-"
"Die bloody jedi murderers! Arrh!!"
"What?! We haven't-"
"Told you. Now fight, Padawan."
13/10 2010
"So... why am I wet?"
"Well,
after you went unconscious, I had to pick you up, run through the field,
and jump into the river to escape the battle nek that was trying to
tear your throat out."
"I guess being wet isn't so bad then."
15/10 2010
"Argh!"
"Did that sound come from Wedge's office?"
"Yup."
"Then I don't want to know."
16/10 2010
"Sith, sith, sith, sith, sith! Why does these things always happen to me?!"
*Growl*
19/10 2010
"What are you hiding?"
"Nothing."
"Come on, I can see you are hiding something. What is it?"
"Just a little gift for you, dear. Happy anniversary."
20/10 2010
Pew! "Stop or I'll shoot!"
"Didn't you just shoot?"
"Stop or I'll shoot again!"
*shrug* "Okay, if you say so."
"And shut up!!"
*thumb up*
28/10 2010
"Next on Rouge Squadron:
-'How do you put lipstick on while pulling 3G turns in your fighter?'
-Someone gets a modeling offer from Galactic Glamor!
-One of the boys shows it all!
We'll be back right after the commercials!"
15/11 2010
"Attention, all personel. The base is under attack. Repeat: the base is under attack. Please, proceed with emergency procedures."
24/11 2010
"I'm telling you; there's no way you can fit them all in there!"
"Of course, there is."
"No matter what you do, you can't fit the entire Council inside a closet. It just isn't physically possible!"
"Bah, who needs physics?"
30/11 2010
"My head hurts."
"I told you not to drink that stuff. Now stay there while I find the keys."
1/12 2010
"I'm looking at a ghost."
"Yep."
"I'm talking with a ghost."
"That's right."
"I'm hallucinating."
"Let's go back to the 'I'm talking with a ghost' part."
2/12 2010
"I never thought I'd see the inside of a prison. Again, I mean."
"Well, this is your lucky day then; one prison cell coming up. Enjoy your stay."
5/12 2010
*Swoosh* "Who's there?!"
"Cool off, flyboy. I'm a friend."
"Yeah? And how do I know you won't shoot me in the back or something?"
"You don't. But for the record, if I wanted to shoot you I'd have done it before you ever knew I was here."
"Fair enough."
6/12 2010
"And here comes the calvary. Late again."
"Tch."
"But only a little late this time."
"You're right; it's an improvement."
"Hello boys! We saved the clean up for you!"
8/12 2010
*Pew! Pew! Pew!* "Why is it we always end up running in a firefight?"
"Because we are smart?"
"Less talking, more running and shooting!"
"Yes, sir! Running, sir!"
10/12 2010
"What just happened?"
"I don't know, but I won't mind it happening again."
"Me neither."
12/10 2010
"Wedge is gonna kill me."
"You're only holding the bucket."
"Wedge is gonna kill us."
"Not until he sees his X-wing. Now give me the big brush."
14/12 2010
"I love having a domesticated husband, who can cook and bake."
"I knew it! You only married me for my cooking skills."
"No, love. I married you for your cooking and baking skills."
"Oh. I guess it's okay then."
22/12 2010
"Emperor's Black Bones! Where did you come from?!"
"I'm a Wraith; I come from nowhere."
28/12 2010
"Hmm..."
"Hmm?"
"The cabels is damaged."
"And all you've got to say is 'hmm'?!"
"I'll add that it looks like a rodent chewed on them."
"Great. Just great." *sigh*
29/12 2010
"Nobody lay hand on my daughter!"