Post by Clone nine on Jun 23, 2007 9:46:33 GMT 1
Title: Where did the admiral go?
Author: Clone nine/trager/clone89 and Clone two/Bloody/clone87
Characters: Wedge, Tycho, Wes, Hobbie, Corran, Gavin, Inyri, Nawara, Ooryl, Myn and Ackbar
Summary: Where the admiral did go? The question we all ask our selves
Notes: approved by the clone triumvirate. The inspiration to this came at about half past eleven pm one night in a freezing cold tent when Bloody couldn’t find her fish teddy bear (the one called Kalle Ackbar) and she kept saying “Where did the admiral go?”
Disclaimer: We don't own Star Wars or any of the characters and we are getting nothing but fun from this
“Where did the admiral go?” Eight pilots turned towards Janson wondering what he was talking about.
“Yeah, good idea let’s play that.” Hobbie said.
“And ‘that’ is?” Gavin asked suspiciously, remembering the last time he got involved with something to do with an admiral.
“If I remember correct it’s a drinking game, right?” Wedge asked.
“Yeah, remember back on Yavin when we used to play it?” Wes said with a grin.
“Yeah, I remember you being very poor at it.” Wedge smiled.
“Yeah, about as poor as Tycho is at sabacc.” Hobbie chimed in, also grinning.
“Hey! I’m not that bad!” Tycho protested.
“Yeah, you are! So what are the rules in this game?” Corran asked.
“Well, we all sit around a table with plenty of drinks.” Hobbie started.
“Done. What more?” Myn interrupted.
“Then somebody is going to say ‘where did the admiral go?’ and then the next in line will say for example ‘to the bridge’ and then the next person have to say ‘to the bridge and then a new location’ and so on. We keep going until somebody screws up.” Hobbie explained playing the patient teacher.
“And every time you screw up you have to empty your glass.” Wedge smiled.
The Rogues looked at each other and thought about it. It was not the first time Wes and Hobbie had suggested a drinking game, but on the other hand they were of duty and had nothing else to do and Wedge was in on it.
After about a minute Corran said. “So, who starts?”
Wes lid up in a big smile and said. “So, where did the admiral go? I think he went to the bridge.”
Hobbie was next. “So, he went to the bridge and the infirmary.”
“So, the bridge, the infirmary and then the armoury.” Myn said with a grin.
Gavin was next in line. “So, the admiral went to the bridge, the armoury and the infirmary.”
“Force, you are bad at this.” Wes exclaimed, “drink up, Gavin!”
Corran waited for Gavin to have emptied his glass before continuing. “So, the admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary and the armoury and then he went to Corellia.”
“Typical Corsec. Inyri said. “The bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, Corellia and the hangar.”
Nawara laughed and took his turn. “So, the admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, Corellia, the hangar and then Home One.”
Tycho looked at him. “Okay, the admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, the hangar, Home One and the hall way.”
“WHAT?? HOW CAN YOU FORGET CORELLIA???” Corran yelled at him. Tycho sat up a bit straighter. “Did I forget something?” He said looking innocent.
Corran was about to get up from his seat, but Gavin and Inyri held him back.
“Time to drink, Tycho.” Wes said. Tycho took his drink and quickly emptied it.
Ooryl seemed to think a bit then he slowly said. “So, the admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, Corellia, the hangar, Home One and his office.”
Wedge shook his head wondering about the normality of it all then he said. ”The admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, Corellia, the hangar, Home One, his office and the garbage tube.”
That set the whole table laughing and it took a few minutes before Wes was able to continue. “So, the admiral went to …”
Several hours later.
“Argh, I got no idea how this round started.” Wes complained, “Do anybody else remember?” Everybody shook their heads, even Wedge who had actually just said the whole line of places correctly. “Should we start over?” Hobbie asked looking around the table and receiving a lot of nods.
“Okay, so the admiral went to the refresher station.” Wes started.
Hobbie nodded. “Yeah, he would have to sometimes. Well, he went to the refresher station and then to the gambling table.”
“So, he went to the ‘fresher, a table and that place were they keep the guns.” Myn said setting the pilots laughing once again.
“Can’t you think of anything, but weapons?” Hobbie asked. “Time to drink.”
Myn grabbed for his glass and poured most of his drink over himself, his many drinks that evening having their effect.
Next to him Gavin had to fight to breath because he was bending over with laughter, but he got himself somewhat together and said. “The refresher station, the gambling table and the back alley.”
“Are you going Corsec on me, kid?” Corran asked looking at Gavin with a smile then he went: “The refresher station, the gambling table, the back alley and the inpirmary.”
“What was that last word?” Inyri asked.
“Inpirmary?” Corran asked.
“Yeah, what are you trying to say?”
“You know the place you go when you are injured?”
“The inFIRmary?”
“Yeah, that was what I was saying!”
Inyri shook her head. She knew better than to argue with Corran when he was drunk. “The refresher station, the gambling table, the back alley, the inFIRmary and the Death Star Core.”
Next to her Nawara was half asleep in his chair mumbling to himself. Inyri nudged him awake and he started. “He went to the infirmary, the bridge, the hall way, Wedge’s office, the hangar…”
“Stop it! You’re wrong. Drink!” Hobbie said.
“Do you have any witnesses?” Nawara asked.
“Yeah, the whole table! Now, drink up!” Nawara looked angry, but took his drink and fell down his chair trying to empty it.
Tycho looked a bit shocked at Nawara then he started. “He didn’t go to the ‘fresher station, the gambling table and the Death Star Core.”
“Wrong!” Wedge said, “Force, Celchu! You are worse at this than at sabacc! Drink up!”
Tycho took his drink with a sad look and started to empty it, but he seemed to forget what he was doing halfway through and spilled most of the drink out on his shirt.
Now Wedge sad thoughtfully trying to remember. Ooryl had left the table a while ago feeling sick from all the alcohol he had consumed.
“The admiral went to the …” he started when something caught his eye. “The pilot lounge.”
“What? When did anybody use that one?” Wes asked confused.
“You’re SO wrong, Wedge!” Hobbie stated.
“No, I am RIGHT.” Wedge said and pointed to the door. They all turned around to see admiral Ackbar standing in the doorway with hands on his hips.
“What is going on here, Commander Antilles?”
Author: Clone nine/trager/clone89 and Clone two/Bloody/clone87
Characters: Wedge, Tycho, Wes, Hobbie, Corran, Gavin, Inyri, Nawara, Ooryl, Myn and Ackbar
Summary: Where the admiral did go? The question we all ask our selves
Notes: approved by the clone triumvirate. The inspiration to this came at about half past eleven pm one night in a freezing cold tent when Bloody couldn’t find her fish teddy bear (the one called Kalle Ackbar) and she kept saying “Where did the admiral go?”
Disclaimer: We don't own Star Wars or any of the characters and we are getting nothing but fun from this
“Where did the admiral go?” Eight pilots turned towards Janson wondering what he was talking about.
“Yeah, good idea let’s play that.” Hobbie said.
“And ‘that’ is?” Gavin asked suspiciously, remembering the last time he got involved with something to do with an admiral.
“If I remember correct it’s a drinking game, right?” Wedge asked.
“Yeah, remember back on Yavin when we used to play it?” Wes said with a grin.
“Yeah, I remember you being very poor at it.” Wedge smiled.
“Yeah, about as poor as Tycho is at sabacc.” Hobbie chimed in, also grinning.
“Hey! I’m not that bad!” Tycho protested.
“Yeah, you are! So what are the rules in this game?” Corran asked.
“Well, we all sit around a table with plenty of drinks.” Hobbie started.
“Done. What more?” Myn interrupted.
“Then somebody is going to say ‘where did the admiral go?’ and then the next in line will say for example ‘to the bridge’ and then the next person have to say ‘to the bridge and then a new location’ and so on. We keep going until somebody screws up.” Hobbie explained playing the patient teacher.
“And every time you screw up you have to empty your glass.” Wedge smiled.
The Rogues looked at each other and thought about it. It was not the first time Wes and Hobbie had suggested a drinking game, but on the other hand they were of duty and had nothing else to do and Wedge was in on it.
After about a minute Corran said. “So, who starts?”
Wes lid up in a big smile and said. “So, where did the admiral go? I think he went to the bridge.”
Hobbie was next. “So, he went to the bridge and the infirmary.”
“So, the bridge, the infirmary and then the armoury.” Myn said with a grin.
Gavin was next in line. “So, the admiral went to the bridge, the armoury and the infirmary.”
“Force, you are bad at this.” Wes exclaimed, “drink up, Gavin!”
Corran waited for Gavin to have emptied his glass before continuing. “So, the admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary and the armoury and then he went to Corellia.”
“Typical Corsec. Inyri said. “The bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, Corellia and the hangar.”
Nawara laughed and took his turn. “So, the admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, Corellia, the hangar and then Home One.”
Tycho looked at him. “Okay, the admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, the hangar, Home One and the hall way.”
“WHAT?? HOW CAN YOU FORGET CORELLIA???” Corran yelled at him. Tycho sat up a bit straighter. “Did I forget something?” He said looking innocent.
Corran was about to get up from his seat, but Gavin and Inyri held him back.
“Time to drink, Tycho.” Wes said. Tycho took his drink and quickly emptied it.
Ooryl seemed to think a bit then he slowly said. “So, the admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, Corellia, the hangar, Home One and his office.”
Wedge shook his head wondering about the normality of it all then he said. ”The admiral went to the bridge, the infirmary, the armoury, Corellia, the hangar, Home One, his office and the garbage tube.”
That set the whole table laughing and it took a few minutes before Wes was able to continue. “So, the admiral went to …”
Several hours later.
“Argh, I got no idea how this round started.” Wes complained, “Do anybody else remember?” Everybody shook their heads, even Wedge who had actually just said the whole line of places correctly. “Should we start over?” Hobbie asked looking around the table and receiving a lot of nods.
“Okay, so the admiral went to the refresher station.” Wes started.
Hobbie nodded. “Yeah, he would have to sometimes. Well, he went to the refresher station and then to the gambling table.”
“So, he went to the ‘fresher, a table and that place were they keep the guns.” Myn said setting the pilots laughing once again.
“Can’t you think of anything, but weapons?” Hobbie asked. “Time to drink.”
Myn grabbed for his glass and poured most of his drink over himself, his many drinks that evening having their effect.
Next to him Gavin had to fight to breath because he was bending over with laughter, but he got himself somewhat together and said. “The refresher station, the gambling table and the back alley.”
“Are you going Corsec on me, kid?” Corran asked looking at Gavin with a smile then he went: “The refresher station, the gambling table, the back alley and the inpirmary.”
“What was that last word?” Inyri asked.
“Inpirmary?” Corran asked.
“Yeah, what are you trying to say?”
“You know the place you go when you are injured?”
“The inFIRmary?”
“Yeah, that was what I was saying!”
Inyri shook her head. She knew better than to argue with Corran when he was drunk. “The refresher station, the gambling table, the back alley, the inFIRmary and the Death Star Core.”
Next to her Nawara was half asleep in his chair mumbling to himself. Inyri nudged him awake and he started. “He went to the infirmary, the bridge, the hall way, Wedge’s office, the hangar…”
“Stop it! You’re wrong. Drink!” Hobbie said.
“Do you have any witnesses?” Nawara asked.
“Yeah, the whole table! Now, drink up!” Nawara looked angry, but took his drink and fell down his chair trying to empty it.
Tycho looked a bit shocked at Nawara then he started. “He didn’t go to the ‘fresher station, the gambling table and the Death Star Core.”
“Wrong!” Wedge said, “Force, Celchu! You are worse at this than at sabacc! Drink up!”
Tycho took his drink with a sad look and started to empty it, but he seemed to forget what he was doing halfway through and spilled most of the drink out on his shirt.
Now Wedge sad thoughtfully trying to remember. Ooryl had left the table a while ago feeling sick from all the alcohol he had consumed.
“The admiral went to the …” he started when something caught his eye. “The pilot lounge.”
“What? When did anybody use that one?” Wes asked confused.
“You’re SO wrong, Wedge!” Hobbie stated.
“No, I am RIGHT.” Wedge said and pointed to the door. They all turned around to see admiral Ackbar standing in the doorway with hands on his hips.
“What is going on here, Commander Antilles?”